Anonymous
asked:
Have you ever spoken aloud what you're thinking by accident? At work today a notoriously obnoxious customer came to me to get his items rung up and I accidentally said "Oh god no." out loud as soon as I saw him approaching. He was disgruntled, I was embarrassed, my coworkers were /very/ amused.
Oh no!! I’m actually surprisingly good at not doing that, though I will sometimes think something I want to say but don’t actually say it… you can imagine some of the confusion that arises from that.
I’m probably one of the most disgustingly happy-to-see-you retail employees there is ‘cause I’ve done so many markets and events selling cheese, I just wanna keep people happy (plus I kinda try to subconsciously mimic their mood and people are always happy with free samples). Also I’ve always been afraid of stuff slipping out like that… it’s the same reason I don’t swear!
Sorry for the wall of text and no doodle, my wrist has been weirdly painful the past day and a half :c